Penguin

A term used in the Air Force to describe an aircrew member who has never been on a flight, due to red tape or injuries.

Amn: Hey, did you ask Edens about the regs on our flight suit?
SrA: Why the hell would he know, he's a fucking penguin.

by Cryptotibbs October 22, 2009

pendulous orbs

Sagging milk mountains.

Not knowing Grandma had come for a visit and being stuffed with prune brownies, Carl burst into the bathroom only to spy her enormous, pendulous orbs.

by Darby January 22, 2004

pengers and smeagols

An expression used when a fantastic situation is at hand. It shows thankfulness, and extreme happiness.

This word should be used in excessive moderation.

Thanks for this brand new hummer Poppa Dirk! Pengers and smeagols! :)!

by satanspineclogg July 7, 2004

Penguino

A penguin that I gave my gf

Fuckin penguino saw my gf naked before I did!

by Sexy Cuban148 January 27, 2007

pendulum

The act of a female that practices kegel exercises, kneels on top of a man, inserts his junk, squeezes, and picks him up. Then proceeds to swing him to and fro.

She might be a big ol girl, but she can pick up a Cummins Dodge with that shit like a pendulum.

by @$$LikeAJapaneseFlag October 31, 2011

fat penguin

fat penguin term used to break the ice and start a conversation

carl,fat penguin

jane,what?

carl,well its my ice breaker

jane,ha ha i get it

by doinkbox December 5, 2009

penguin

One of the cutest birds who can't fly. They live in the Southern Hemisphere.

My penguin could play soccer and was named jermaine.He could not fly.

by JaRoDu March 23, 2007