Coca-Pandad

When a guy has anal sex with a girl he cums in her butt hole then licks it out. He then spits the cum in the girls mouth, she swashes it around then spits it back in his, then massages her ear with his tongue. Then make sure he gets enough of the cum and spit to eat her out then makes out with her afterwards.

Me and my girlfriend totally just coca-pandad

I just love having erotic coca-pandad

by maycoop0426 July 22, 2010

Lazy panda

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.

Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda

by Nindmcnin June 4, 2015

Dirty Panda

Dirty Panda is when you continue to hump someone’s butt and you moan like a Panda. You then cum your partner and start getting real dirty. Let’s not get into too much details ;)

“Dang, I wish I was her. She is such a dirty panda.”

by IdontNeedANameNow May 11, 2020

pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.

The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

- ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-

she is dad lmaoo

daughter: - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-, make me a sandwich!
son: yes daddy - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-!

by hydraxooo August 10, 2018

panda

Mystical creature which lives in the dark and has a black heart

The pandas are coming!

by Cpt. Obvious April 12, 2003

Z-Panda

A code name for a wierd strong hippie guy. His motto is "save the animals or I kill u." He lifts wieghts and learns martial arts (mostly from video games) to eliminate "evil peoples like Dumbski." Somehow he has a good gf. It is little known why this is his nickname because he is asociated more with dragons and tigers.

U ate a bunny! I kill u!

by Z-Panda April 6, 2003