Hitler's parade car

only real ones from America that chill at cheep cheep beach with one teste understand

"Hitler's parade car" to be a chill guy but you own Hitler's parade car

by pr3p5t3r August 5, 2025

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You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

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October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day

a day where u send her paragraphs bcs she's tired of never being the one on the receiving end smh
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- giving everything you could ; every part of you, your love language, your money, your time, your patience, your efforts, your comforting words — but never receiving any -

"Yo it's October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day, we should write her a paragraph"

by folkloreenthusiast October 9, 2021

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Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

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