panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.

Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn

by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020

particibate

Participating in any activity whilst also masturbating.

I particibated in that Zoom call last night

by Ziffer777 November 24, 2020

Panicrastinating

The act being under extreme anxiety over an imminent deadline yet still continuing to procrastinate because you wish to relieve your anxiety.

Person 1: "Oh my God I can't stop shaking because I have a paper due tomorrow and I havent started, I need to relive some stress."
Person 2: "Dude, stop panicrastinating or you won't get anything done!"

by RoboLoco January 13, 2021

Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.

You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.

by Shmequinox February 2, 2021

panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

Pantchèz

Underwear but cheese edition. Non edible only for special occasions. (Charcuterie board possibly)

Hey nice pantchèz dude
Thanks I love charcuterie

by Swimming ool December 6, 2021

Pantiny

another word used to refer to the thing commonly known as panties or underpants.

Person one: yo take off ur panties
Person two: i think you mean my pantinies. Use the better word.
Person one: so, pantiny?
Person two: yes what are you stupid

by pantinyrise June 23, 2022