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Painful Martini

To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.
Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.
by Doent August 25, 2018
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meth arm pain

Pain in the arm when meth is injected into a vein that is missed or blown. Results in bruising and pain around the iv site with an end result of full zombie like necrosis of the entire arm. Is not fatal as meth users are immortal.
I'm calling 911 at 4 am because of this meth arm pain I've had for 4 days.
by Pyromedic911 September 12, 2017
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perks and pain

top 5 airport player of all time perks and pain is the best
perks and pain how are u doing on this fine evening of April
by dietolive April 29, 2022
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Pain

Cass is pain
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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Pain

Holy crap is that unpleasant!

Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."

Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."

Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."

Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "I don't think that applies to steadily increasing lymph node pain..."

Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."

Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."

Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."

Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."

Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."

Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."

Hym "Try not to die!"

Iam "Not helpful..."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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Crust Pain

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.
"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."
by austro March 25, 2022
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Pain

All I know
My life is constant pain, when will the suffering end
by 3@5 5(@5 07##6 446 April 8, 2021
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