Pulling a Schofield

To "Pull a Schofield", one has to take complete disregard for others feelings - especially close friends and family - in order to facilitate personal gain...thus screwing over your mates

A slight twist on this is the remark "classic schofield" where someone points out that someone has pulled a schofield, and another responds with "classic schofield" this is multi purpose

Will was caught 'Pulling a Schofield' this morning when he told Tom about Tims secret of cracking onto Toms sister. Tim had told him this in strict confidence.

Nikesh found out that Will had 'Pulled a Schofield' when he contacted his account to find out that Will had added himself to their suppliers list instead. Nik found this odd as they were good friends and colleagues.

Tim found Will cracking onto his mum while he was out of the room. He told Mike about this who responded 'Classic Schofield'

by Wills mum September 20, 2012

Pulling A Caleb

When you fuck up something that's hard to fuck up.

Chris was really "pulling a Caleb" when he could barely walk across the room without falling over.

by To Pull A Caleb January 28, 2017

Pull a Riona

When you are about to go to a restaurant that has nothing that you like and you pre-eat at home.

Jenny: Omg they arranged to go again to this awful restaurant. I don’t like anything there
Sara: Just pull a Riona and eat a salad or sth.
Jenny: Good idea!

by HomelessRobot September 16, 2021

pulling a pritchard

To score a goal by means of goal hanging

Oh my gosh he's pulling a pritchard...quick mark him!

by Elliot Newton123 December 28, 2007

Pulling an Amy

A girl who only puts the front of her dress or skirt down. This leaves her backside exposed and her panties showing. Assuming, of course, she is wearing panties.

So last night at the gym on the way to her car, Maggie was pulling an Amy. All the guys were laughing at her and she didn't know why.

by FunnyTexas December 8, 2010

pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

pull a yoongi

when you can predict the future

Reporter: “So what’s the next next step for BTS?”
Yoongi: “Maybe...Grammy”

*BTS has been invited to attend the Grammys and present an award*

armys: omg did he just pull a yoongi?

by yoongistans February 11, 2019