A action preformed by two horny black mfs in jail. They preform the sexual moves that your teacher and mother do every night to get you grade up jamal. In jail so that they can please their well being .
They are doing gay black prison nigger sex in there
by nigger hunter alabama style March 03, 2024
When you go to jail and engage in anal sex. And your partner shits on your dick, but had corn and nuts the night before.
by Down and Dirty and Flirty October 13, 2023
After Tyrone soaped up the inmates beard. Tyrone had the inmate rub up and down his back with his prison loofah.
by Terry slammedyourmomma June 30, 2024
*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
An extreme version of being petty; to the point of institutionalized tribalism with conceited intentions.
The Karen on the first floor watches out of her window when she sees me get in my car to leave, then will move her car into the spot I was in, just to be petty -- come to think of it, that's Prison Petty.
by Barker Girl April 06, 2024
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025
The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022