the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
Get the Pastor Positionmug. It’s when a women spreads her legs on a servo counter with vegimite spread on her vagina while a man eats the vegimite off her down under region making it wet. he then proceeds to force a can of Vb inside her pussy.
Friend: mate you look rooted what happened?
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.
by BIG RIG JOSH November 9, 2019
Get the Aussie positionmug. by snappy June 11, 2019
Get the Well positively acemug. The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
Get the The Sliding X Positionmug. When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.
by EXQDAY November 5, 2023
Get the Testing Positive For Covidmug. Instead of being edge like a emo or whatever. be edge like grunge or punks. positive edginess is instead of being a sad and emotional your more hyper, wild and don't give enough fucks and do whatever the hell you want.
by Pussyfordinner84 August 22, 2019
Get the Positive Edginessmug. The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016
Get the positive anal g-forcemug.