Hot Plate

When a layer of saran wrap is applied over a face before a hot coil of stool is laid on top of it.

"Tammy woke up with a hot plate."

"Shut up ho, or I give you a steaming hot plate."

by Kerry "MFC" Cotton May 11, 2010

Hot Plate

hu-ot pla`hate to produce a bowel movement upon another human being's chest, on top of saran wrap

Tim told Chris and Derrick that it would be cool to have Liz hot plate on him.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

plateauing

high enough to still function reasonably sanely, no need to go to the top of the mountain! -smart people get a 'guide' for that!

(-NEVER do LSD, hallucinogenics ALONE!!! -sorting fantasy from reality does indeed become a considerable problem! alone -advice from an old line 'hop head' )

i was plateauing pretty nicely when that record came on, i was seeing trails and visuals in somewhat of a liquid state!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

corn-plaster

When a women shits on mans dick while he masturbates.

That hoe gave me the corn-plaster.

by Chris Roy October 9, 2007

Cleveland Plate

A cleveland plate is the same as a pittsburgh steamer, but without the glass.

In upstate NY, anything having to do with defecation and sex is inevitably called 'Cleveland"...

"Yo Dog, we've been invited up to Chuck Berry's Dressing room after the show for some cleveland plates!"

by Mr. Playa June 5, 2009

plate

verb to cover over an object with another substance

Not listening to his dentist, he hadn't brush too often and the plaque had plated over his teeth and hardened into a false enamel.

by mandrake64 February 29, 2004

Pussy Plate

A pussy plate is the 2.5 lb. plate. It's one of the smallest weights addable to a barbell or adjustable dumbell. Pussy plate is used as a pejorative when someone uses such little weight.

"Bro, seriously, the pussy plate?"
"Yeah, you're right. Throw a ten on there."

by M. stace July 31, 2007