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Bean Packin

To have more people in the car than the amount of seat belts. Refers to the way Mexicans ride through the "getto"

To call your ride a bean-packin-mobile you must abide to these rules.

1) 2 or more people own the car and use it.
2) has plastic spinners or any type of plastic rim
3) always has some kind of food in the back seat
4) obviously there must be a Mexican in the car (or think your Mexican thats alright too)
5) there is more than one thing wrong with the car Ex: the frunt window doesnt open, or you have to hotwire the car to start it.
6) has been had some kind of drive by AKA egged, gunned down, burritoed, paint balled, spit on, or shat on or in, ect.
7) people don't want to get picked up by your car either because of looks or the driver.
8) at some point in time there has to have been someone sleeping in the car
9) THERE MUST BE AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE IN THE CAR
10) there isnt any rules, if your Bean packin, you know it!
Riley: Dude trystan, why we bean packin. How many people can we fit in this 92 Toyota. (riley looks in the car, theres a Mexican in the front seat)Actually i think ill will walk.
Trystan: allright dude, but you know i only make $7.50 an hour what did you expect a fuckin lambo.
Jose: you dirty gringo get back here ill knife the shit out of you.
Riley: im gettin the fuck outa dodge, you mess with one bean you mess with the whole burrito.
by Jubs the Explorer December 15, 2008
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picking wildflowers

To go on a date with a stranger, and go home with another stranger you're met on the date.
My blind date with Jimmy really sucked. He turned out to be kind of a turd. So I went picking wildflowers, and went home with the bartender.
by Butt Burger October 25, 2010
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Pinking

Wearing pink and looking very good while making expressions or going to hangout with people. Comes from the word 'Pimping'.
I was Pinking the other day while wearing my Pink Hollister button-up shirt in class, while getting stared at the whole class.
by kid08 February 14, 2010
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Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).
1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.
by givit May 22, 2009
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Pickling

The practice of inserting a pickle in ones assorted orafices in order to cure venereal disease.
Bob: Hey Joe, your being a douche, what's up your ass?

joe: Sorry Bob, don't mind me. I'm pickling. That hooker gave me the clap.
by Werd smif December 12, 2014
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fresh pikins

a small or large amount of femented crust pulled from ones ass!
luke: yo, that kid just pulled some shit out of his ass!

eddy: yo son!, dat shits some fresh pikins, damn butt raiding mother fucker!
by sausage fingas May 8, 2005
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Fanny Packing

The act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your fanny pack while having sex. The app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.
I was fanny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.
by FancyNance August 31, 2011
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