One word stunna 

When someone text you with one word and they act as if they dont want to talk to you and they only answer the questions giving to them without asking about you.

Texting
John:What you up to?
Lisa:nothing
John:Thats good
Lisa:Yeah
John:What you doing tonight?
Lisa:Chillin
John:That seems cool
Lisa:yeah

*Obviously Lisa is giving John the "One Word Stunna" because she dont wanna talk to him

One word stunna by TyLove May 18, 2009

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006

one-night stand 

Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.

“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”

one-night stand by kofi May 14, 2003

One-up James 

1. (n) An individual who, in any given conversation, will not hesitate to barge in with an anecdote of often questionable eligibility that in some way makes him better than anything you've said so far in the conversation

2. (v) To commit the act described in being a One-up James

Becky: So I adopted a kitten from the SPCA the other day, he's SO cute!

One-up James: Funny you should mention that, Becky, I just adopted Five kittens that I saved from a burning skyscraper last weekend

Becky: But aren't you allergic to cats?

OUJ: Oh, I was, then I developed the cure for anything

One-up James by 7thAge May 23, 2011

one hit quit 

Weed that will get the smoker high in one hit. Usually very expensive, but worth it.

Come to the party, we gonna get some one hit quit shit.

one hit quit by Unho1y Gost April 24, 2005

one dozen glazed 

Twelve donuts coated with a thin glossy sugar frosting.

"I'd like the one dozen glazed GPSvertising special and two coffees."

one dozen glazed by Sonoma County Dave June 30, 2008

one-eared elephant 

A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.

"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."

one-eared elephant by Luiggi April 28, 2008