Rob

A shredded human being, appears to be a very good looking person, known to have a massive cock known as a horse cock. Known to go after freshman

1- Have you seen those girls?
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense

by Richard37 January 30, 2017

Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.

Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"

by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

Robbed

When a man named Robert sticks his thumb in the rectum of an unsuspecting victim, and leads his around like a puppet, while spitting tobacco juice on the back of his head. Usually done to establish dominance.

‘Help I’m getting Robbed!’

‘She no longer respected her husband after she saw him getting Robbed.’

by CreakingTom October 14, 2021

Rob

A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.

It can also be a handicapped cockroach.

Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)

Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.

I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.

Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob

by Therealrob November 22, 2021

Rob

The most amazing man among men. An honest person,faithful husband. Polite to a fault but is an unconquerable opponent should you find yourself on his bad side. Robs are generous and witty. Intelligence is one of the many traits hard to hide for them.

Rob is amazing. He loves his wife Rose.

by Aew-some June 24, 2018

ROBBED

Nima winning head boy

Taksh was robbed of being Head Boy at Brentside High School

by originz July 5, 2023

Rob

he’s hot and better than everyone else

rob is so cool

by jona_0sburn July 11, 2021