Dayton, Ohio

Also known as Dayraq. Located in SW Ohio 1 hour west of Columbus and 1 hour north of Cincinnati

Daytonians are proud of their city. Dayton will always be the best at something--whether good or bad. From the Wright Brothers, Dayton Peace Accords, Charles Kettering's electric self-starter, first NFL game played Dayton Triangles, and Paul Lawrence Dunbar, Dayton has a rich, innovative history that was deemed the forerunner to the Silicon Valley. Nowadays, the Gem City has made the top spots on national polls in many other ways:

-heroin overdose capital of the world in May 2017 beating Baltimore, MD
-top 20 worst cities for air pollution year-round
-higher murder rates per capita than Chicago
-7th for worst city to live with allergies
-Food Adventure's worst holiday restaurant tippers 2012 nationwide
-6th lowest median home income value of comparable cities
-worst VA hospital in Ohio
-worst in Ohio, 9th in the country for urban food deserts
-32nd nationally for bed bug infestation of 2018
-home to Ohio's worst natural disaster: the 1913 flood

If you feel you could add to any of these statistics or create some new ones, you should consider moving here.

If you can think of a negative quality for a city, Dayton, Ohio already has you beat

Dayton, Ohio by Uncopyrighta8le January 4, 2019

Akron, Ohio 

Located in northeast ohio ...midway between Cleveland & Canton ohio,Akron Ohio aka Crackron Ohio.! Home of LeBron James, Beanie Wells , & Birthplace of AA alcoholics Anonymous).Located between Cleveland & Canton. Akron is a jungle. Where you can get shot on a sunday afternoon broad daylight right after church. Dont try exploring downtown because its always under construction. The north side is filled with Nepali refugees & none of them know how to drive. Even tho AA was started here heroin & meth riddle the city. Stay away from the eastside & westside bc they will murder you & every hooker you ever need is on south arlington , johnston street , & east exchange street. Home of the akron runner ducks & Akron U ....dont come to akron if you cant hold your own

We cant go to Akron, Ohio after dark. They will kill us.

Akron, Ohio by BennyyyBitch October 22, 2019

dirty ohio 

The act of injecting steroids, growth hormones, and or silicates into the penis.
Also referred to as {pulling an Ohio} or {Ohioing}

Ex: "Don't come in man. I'm pulling an Ohio"
"Oh, my bad man, didn't realize you were still on the dirty Ohio cycle."

dirty ohio by Heavy Paeding August 21, 2014

west union ohio 

The hills have eyes country... Everyone knows everyone and the secrets lie deep within... It's not what you know, its who you know.. Stay out of All of Adams county unless you know where you stand..

West Union Ohio , Hillbillies , own laws, scandleless, crooked world of their own

west union ohio by Tricky Nikki December 9, 2017

Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake 

When you rizz up the level 3 gyatt duke dennis style while getting sturdy like kai cenat on a grimace shake hitting the griddy the ocky way in ohio with maximum prestige rizz while looksmaxing and mewing like a sigma male watching skibbidi toilet vs smurf cat with diddybop and bussin bacon egg and cheese the ocky way while quandale dingle hits the griddy into baltimore to fight the baltimore toogaloogans vs the ohio rizzlers sponsored by fortnite funny moments all while being TAXED BY FANUM. FANUM TAX!

Me: Bro you gyat to be Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake!
Bro: Nah jit

Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake by Matthew Regozo October 13, 2023

Euclid Ohio 

An Inner-Ring Suburb of Cleveland, Ohio. Euclid however is very urban and has fallen to urban blight and decay. In the past 15 years crime and property neglect have shot up, while school scores dropped faster than Paris Hilton's panties. The city has become the extension of Cleveland's East Side Ghetto.

Suburban Mom: We used to live in Euclid Ohio before it turned into the ghetto.

Euclid Mom: HELP!!!! We can't get out of the Euclid Ghetto!

Euclid Ohio by Euclid Man February 3, 2007

Only in Ohio 

Only in ohio (or any other US state) is a phrase/saying, in which users say to reply to something cursed/weird that is going on in a public setting with fictional/supernatural creatures.

*Video is posted that shows sirenhead, bigfoot, or literally any other monster*

Everyone: "Only in Ohio :skull:"

Only in Ohio by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022