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Homo Idioticus

A split group of Homo Sapiens that have evolved to have up to 80% less brain matter, thus greatly decreasing intelligence.
Bob: "How could Carl possibly be that dumb?"
Jake: "I think he is a Homo Idioticus."
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious April 7, 2022
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homo angel

A person who is a know-it-all, acts gay, doesn't know how to shut up, no brain-to-mouth filter, gets butt hurt if ignored, anger issues, hates everybody and blames them, bitches about everything, hates to drive, loves drinking and doesn't know is an embarressment. hates affection and frigid like an angel. A very rare species.
The guy behind me hasn't stopped talking the whole time and hasn't noticed he is embaressing himself.. what a homo angel...
by explorerofhomoangels February 3, 2013
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Homo spindelus

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.
"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."
by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011
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homo it out

1) When you wanna get things straightened out but the situation calls for flamboyance or sensitivity of a homosexual nature.

2) The act of clearing up sexual orientation misunderstandings by way of your preferred coming out method.
1) Steve: "Man, I think Brad is pissed at me for screwing Stephanie at that frat party."

Jude: "That sucks, brah."

Steve: "Yeah, man, but don't worry. We'll homo it out."

2) Julie: "Hey, Jake, so I heard Emma is totally into you."

Jake: "Oh boy, I guess I'll take Spencer along next time, just to homo things out."
by nyaningthroughspace May 12, 2013
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Homo Erectus

1. Some early human group with ape like heads and used fire, stone tools, and very likely could speak.

They are NOT Neanderthals, even though they had the eyebrow ridge and bigger jaws thing going on.
1. These Homo Erectus humans might've interbred with early Homo Sapiens, and they lasted for a million years.
by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017
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no homo lmao

“No homo lmao” is something said by “straight “ men who are to scared to admit they’re gay and are so far in the closet they can see Mr. Tumnus from Narnia .
*John and Brady kiss *

John: No homo lmao

later

Brady: it’s not gay bc we said no homo lmao
by ….hi…. November 24, 2021
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Homo-shapian

A man that used to be a homo in the past, but is shaping himself to be normal. This is normally due to peer pressure and is often used as an alternative to killing yourself.
I feel bad for Stephen. I’m glad he’s being a homo-shapian
by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020
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