Ninja Library

The quietest place on earth.

I'm really surprised at how things are at the Ninja Library, very quiet !

by izcool May 10, 2008

ninja turtles

It is a group of 5 frineds Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and their sensei, Master Splinter and they spend their nights making fun of others behide their backs and they get a kick out of it.

I went out with the ninja turtles last night and they are still the same old people making fun of people it is just sad.

by Avery Manshake January 13, 2008

Ninja Run

The act of defying buoyancy by lowering your body with arms parallel to the ground beside you, and running along the ocean floor at unbeatable speeds, for amazing distances. Only talented bosses can ninja run correctly.

'Hey bro nice ninja run!'
"thanks man'

"ebony! excellent ninja run!'
"cheers"

by rosebudp January 17, 2013

broom ninja

Someone that does not know how to work. Someone that has been given everything in life. Someone that avoids work.

My roommate is a broom ninja. You're a broom ninja. He hasn't earned anything, he's a broom ninja.

by broom ninja January 2, 2016

Ninja Brian

the only ninja as far as I know in the band NinjaSexParty

Goddamn Ninja Brian you killed em all

by darkclaw wolfgod February 20, 2022

Ninja Face

The art of using face unlock on another person's smartphone without their knowledge. Usually performed by a child from some sneaky angle while distracting the parent with other matters.

She keeps using Ninja Face on me to watch that stupid YouTube channel

by PatTheChat June 8, 2019

food ninja

A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.

They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.

Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?

Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.

Both: Damn you food ninja!

by Uncle Henery February 7, 2013