An entity, either homeless or appearing so, that practices the stealthy fictional arts of Karatsu, Tae Kung, etc. Usually carry at least one eating utensil as a weapon. You can find at least one of these in Grand Central.
The Hobo Ninja would have used his centered force to drop a mountain on you, but the soup kitchen opened early.
by Hobo Ninja June 25, 2004
A single or a team of special young homeless men lead by a homeless man of a different race that wears a robe and talks in a philosophical way and you are all out screwed if you do not give them your spare change because you will be cut to bits and eaten. Their main prey is annoying "sassy" gay men named Ricarrdo due to their complete defenlessness.
Odd Guy 1: Oh sh*t is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo? HERE TAKE THE CHANGE!!!!!!!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!
by conpatpet December 16, 2011
Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.
Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
by wartotheend69 December 13, 2011