neutered friendship

a form of friendship that is severely limited by one or both person's marital status, job title, etc.

Basically, it can only be so much.

I realized that my friendship with Joanna was going to have to be neutered when our boss told her husband about me.

Our neutered friendship is restricted to short chats between shifts.

by elantzb December 12, 2011

Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.

The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.

by KW117 June 19, 2011

neuro-simplistic

someone who is considered mentally inferior.
Basically an idiot.

Teacher: I want you to write a speech on the Constitution.

neuro-simplistic student: whats the constitution?

by DR0NE January 9, 2013

neutri

A person born not as a male nor female, a person with no gender.

John- Why does Natalie look so different?
Tom- Because Natalie is a neutri.

by TheHaloKid117 January 25, 2015

Neurosion

a sudden explosion of signals from the neurotransmitters in the brain. basically sudden extreme feelings of excitement, anxiety, anger ETC.

OHH look at ur Dad again, having a Neurosion, his head might explode.

by Bjillypie February 17, 2015

neuw

when a car is going super fast, it makes the noise, "NEUW"

that car is going super fast! It's making the noise, "NEUW"!

by dsdsdsdsdsds May 15, 2018

Neumaned

When you steal someone else’s creative content without giving credit to the original creator

Damn, bro, my TikTok vid just got Neumaned :(

by Hoggytok April 12, 2021