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Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.
wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche
by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006
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build a nest

To put a layer of toilet paper on the seat before dropping a duece.
Alright, so I'm at this baseball game and I have to take a hardcore shit, and I go in the bathroom and it's full to the brim. I get in line for the shitter, and I wait for what seems like hours. The guy in front of me is finally up to plop, and he goes in there and I hear him build a nest. I'm like "what the fuck are you doing, you loony piece of shit?" and he's all like "yeah, whatever."
by Steve-o April 29, 2003
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neshat

1. A desert creature bearing resemblance to a mouse of a rat, a desert shrew.
2. An Iranian Made: Weapon of Mass Destruction, Atomic Bomb, or Dirty Bomb.
3. A loud and scratchy, usually irritating sound
4. The unimaginable explosion of sound associated with an Atomic Bomb.
5. The act of excreting feces.
6. An Iranian Princess.
1. Elephants are startled by rats, mice and neshats
2. The United States believes Iran has at least 1 neshat, and considers it’s neshat to be a great threat to the free world.
3. Boy *scratches nails against chalkboard* Teacher: “Stop making such a neshat”
4. August 6th 1945, Hiroshima: Survivors can distinctly remember the deafening neshat that followed the explosion.
5. “Uh Oh, mommy I just neshat on the floor” said the boy.
6. According to eye witnesses, one of the few remaining Neshats has fled Iran and has been spotted in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; Barcelona, Spain; and Irvine, California.
by Jake A. September 22, 2008
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nester

A girl who buys lots of things for her boyfriend or gives him lots of large photos of her so that he will feel especially bad if he wants to break up with her.
That nester bought me a new car and plastered her picture all over it.. I can never break up with her now!
by asset January 11, 2006
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Hornet's Nest

After taking a painful and stinging dump, only to find a small amount of shit in the toilet.
Damn, that hurt like a mother fucker. I could have sworn it was bigger than that? i.e. 'Hornet's Nest'
by thatguyoverthereThemillionth August 19, 2011
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birds nest

when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.
Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait.
by theoutlaw1978 February 14, 2013
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Nesting

The phenomenon involves two people. One person has an enema. Then, a pvc tube is place in the anus of each participant. A tube with a thinner wall is ideal. The participant who has not had the enema poops through the tube so their poop enters the other participant’s anus. Now, participant #2 keeps the dookie from the other participant in his rectum, sometimes for days. This is known as nesting. Or “nesting” someone’s poopy.
I feel such a strong connection to my lover while I’m nesting his dookie.
by Pseudo Poopy October 27, 2020
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