by Menstral Man May 20, 2020
by Fred is shitty= November 01, 2019
(S)quirrels (I)n (M)y (P)ants
Squirrels in my pants, a known bop preformed by Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb
Squirrels in my pants, a known bop preformed by Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb
Garret: “What’s wrong with that girl over there? Is she having a seizure?”
Marvin: “Nah dude, she’s got squirrels in her pants!”
That girl over there: “SIMP, squirrels in my pants, S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me”
Marvin: “Nah dude, she’s got squirrels in her pants!”
That girl over there: “SIMP, squirrels in my pants, S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me”
by thatkidoverthrewup October 27, 2019
A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.
by Mike November 30, 2004
by Tobe. September 02, 2003
Perfect example a simp is a sucka ass nigga that gets played by a female and shows signs of bitch niqqa emotions that a female usually has like crying over a bitch or kissing ass to a female to the point where even his bros are disappointed and he loses respect from his peers
Female : I'm sorry I fucked another nigga but it wasn't my fault I was high I will never do it again Simp niqqa :It's okay baby I love u (sobs) it was a mistake and I will never lose u
Baby it's my fault because as a man I'm suppose to please my woman (Here are other simp tendencies) spending a lotta money on a girl when u haven't been dating for even a year or less getting cheated on several times my a girl showing signs of obsessing over said bitch putting girl over your niggas and your girl is a thot but you don't care
Baby it's my fault because as a man I'm suppose to please my woman (Here are other simp tendencies) spending a lotta money on a girl when u haven't been dating for even a year or less getting cheated on several times my a girl showing signs of obsessing over said bitch putting girl over your niggas and your girl is a thot but you don't care
by Kappa B July 30, 2017
A simp is a crybaby who can't get pussy no matter how hard he tries. A simp will go and offer a shoulder to cry on or be overly nice to women in order to get with them, and when it doesn't work out, they cry about it for two weeks and move on to their next prey. A simp will do anything to get pussy. A simp will pay for food, bills, buy gifts and act like a bitch in general just to get pussy. A true simp will try to fuck anything with a pussy. Ultimately, he chases after mediocre to below average pussy from females who probably deserve whatever they are getting. Simps are punks, bottom feeders, and laughable. They are antisocial fake depressed weebs who can't use their own skills to get pussy, so they prey on females who should just be left alone to deal with whatever they created. They are the worst type of fuckboys and should be avoided at all costs.
SUCKERS WHO
IDOLIZE
MEDIOCRE
PUSSY
SUCKERS WHO
IDOLIZE
MEDIOCRE
PUSSY
Davis offered his best girl friend a shoulder to cry on when her boyfriend broke up with her. She saw his dick and said it was too small. Then she proceeded to ask him if he was a virgin, he said yes then he cried on her shoulder. What a simp.
by d4spair September 06, 2019