tickle my nipple

A useless phrase used in response to anything. Often said in the style the Doorman from the Wizard of Oz says "Well bust my buttons!" It is often used in response to something serious to throw the conversation completely off.

Guy 1: OMG I just found a pot of gold!
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!

Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?

by TickleMyNipple October 30, 2008

Rub His Nipples

A more polite, accurate term for kissing ass. Kissing ass doesn't feel good, but having your nipples rubbed ALWAYS feels good.

"Yo man, my boss is pissed off at me for being late for the third time this week"

"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"

"What?"

"Just kiss his ass man"

by TheSchwiz September 21, 2009

nipple mcbosom

when your nips cover your bosom

She almost has a nipple mcbosom, but its just saucer cups. And Jordan raped him.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Nipple Jelly

A toxic substance formed over time by a series of steps in which food substances fall into crevaces of fat below the breasts, and are broken down by the sweat of the fat person and become fossilized like amber, and when methane gas builds up the crevace are blown open and the nipple jelly emerges.

I bumped into a fat person's breasts and his nipple jelly burnt off my arm. He tried to apologize while the toxic substance burnt through every nerve in my appendage.

by Jared Buck April 22, 2006

nipple goblins

wen a girl has hair all over her nipples.

I was about to fuck this bitch but then i saw nipple goblins. Hairy ass hoe.

by mack donath August 27, 2008

nipple elevation

–noun the preferred angle at which the nipple juts from the breast - the ideal being a classic 90°. Many favour the contempary upward angling, however there is consensus that a nipple elevation factor of -45° if frowned upon in modern society, however there are many african tribes where this degree of droopage is highly sought after.

"I say, look at the nipple elevation on those"

"why, you could hang you coat on those sir"

"indeed sir, those are not dissimimlar to Scammel Wheel Nuts"

by webbo1973 October 29, 2009

nipple lightning

When a woman is having intercourse with a man with a hairy chest and static electricity builds up. As they separate, a shock is given from the woman's nipple to the man's chest.

Allison and Alex were going at it so long that the nipple lightning was more link a thunderstorm.

by tbohner May 31, 2010