mental nut juice

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge

"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice

by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018

Mental Masturbation

The act of imagining unreal or false things and taking them as true, and / or deliberately interpreting a fact, or acting in a wrong way, to evade a reality, boost your ego or twist a situation to your convenience.

"That girl think I like her because i invited her to my party, that's pure mental masturbation"

by Falcon64 April 30, 2018

mantamist

Man meeting where only man things can be discussed

Hey joe are you coming over for the mantamist? Of course your not your a little bitch!

by Big dva November 2, 2018

Mental Despair

A state where the mind is processing too much information, thus sending the host's mind into a place where they think everything is wrong with themselves. Mental Pain also has the chance to tighten the muscles around the body if the emotions become potent, sending the host also in a state of panic, for they might think something is constricting them.

"No matter how hard you try, he won't be fine for a bit. He's in a state of Mental Despair"

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 17, 2018

MANTASTIC

WHEN A MAN DOES GREATER THAN GOD

MANTASTIC

by Sasssy1980 January 19, 2019

Mentakoy

The act of feeling Chill and relaxed mentally

Man this blunt got me feeling mentakoy

by Dr.T_fame February 18, 2019

Mental Degree

when a person thinks they know everything about a subject they "have a degree" in it.

"I feel depressed."
"Dw, I have a mental degree in depression."

by aarondawang April 4, 2019