female muscle

The fat chick that skinny girls bring with them to parties for two purposes:

1. To make the skinny girls look more attractive
2. To protect said skinny girls from being taken advantage of.

I would've hooked up with that girl if her female muscle wasn't there.

by jkzl June 22, 2012

pillow muncher

term used to provoke a gay person

"your a simple pillow muncher mate"

by johnnymoe February 2, 2015

carpet muncher

A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.

Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Muscle Car

A second dick.

Dude, Toby's muscle car must be compensating for something...

by lovesmesumcake October 14, 2008

MATTRESS MUNCHER

a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.

Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!

by weave September 7, 2003

carpet muncher

carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.

"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"

by kimberlychan July 11, 2007

butt muncher

E Glove

getting face sat on ie. butt muncher

by rohlf96 October 26, 2012