moisted

A person with particular traits of bitchiness idiocy and extreme lack of ability to think logically or rationally at any time. See "grundle".

ON THE PHONE

"Yo where are you?"
"At the pub, you coming out?"
"Naa, I'll speak to you tomorrow."
"When did you get so moisted?"

by hnri November 3, 2014

Moist Towelette

Synonym for idiot, moron

Your such a fucking moist towelette

by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017

moist

to go to the back room of your house and begin to sing while a giraffe, a gazelle, hippo, and/or a laser pointer for some advanced people and then shave you head with a pair of giant toe rings

i cant believe that guy went to my house just so he could go to my room and moist away....

by Brian...Bitch March 22, 2005

Moist

Extremely pleased or pleasing. Derived from "most terrific" + slurred speech = Moisturific" truncated yeilds Moist. More naughtily derived from a woman's sexual arousal.

Wow! That made me moist!

by Pitorch April 24, 2005

Moist Lap Dance

While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.

Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!

by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009

Moist

Adj, awsome, or pleasurable. Origin: Hebrew

Dude, that concert was so moist!

by Daniel L. Jackson February 21, 2008

Moist Boi

Moist Boi is a noun for a salty swimmer.

John is such a Moist Boi after he lost the fly.

by GottJaeger February 7, 2018