Minnie

Short for Minnesotan.

That girl is a Minnie. You can tell because she isn't wearing pants in 40 degrees

by Elysmile July 5, 2023

Minnie

This meant pussy when we were kids in the UK

bro im so bricked up rn i wanna have SEX with a girls minnie

by 272820dndn July 20, 2024

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.

The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Minnesota Handshake

When two uncircumcised males meet at a bar and dock each other with their uncircumcised dicks. Docking is very well known in the state of Minnesota. It's their secret handshake.

Charles loves to meet new men at the bar in Minnetonka. Hes always greets you with the Minnesota Handshake

by Minnesota Meat Locker December 28, 2023

Minnie

Minnie is a Very Bubbly,cute,nice,Funny and Respectable young lady. She is very loving of the people around her and likes hugs. She is very beautiful girl and brightens the people around her with her genuine smile. Is a go-getter and has very impressive grades. She is also hard-worker in school and likes too socialize with those she loves and holds dearest. She loves to spend time with people and is friendly/very silly even tho she may be intimidating because of her aora. She can also get emotional and loves to play around. She has a good taste in men too and is Very Jolly!

Minnie is my BOOOOO

by KLIKEARUSSIA December 28, 2023

Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.

Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”

by Twunk102 February 15, 2024