midnight mac

When its late at night and you need some booty and hit on any woman that is close.

We all need a midnight mac to when it is late at night and we are thirsty.

by Dwon April 6, 2017

goat falling over on 4am at midnight

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

goat falling over on 4am at midnight: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: 😐😐😐

by man_in_the_window2013 July 6, 2022

Midnight Pie

When you get your ass eaten, after dark specifically

Shawty so fine I gave her that midnight pie

by Henrietta Edge October 11, 2025

Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020

midnight

the middle of the night

"It's never midnight in God's ass hole."
"When the night was half-way done, it was midnight."
"I smoked a joint at midnight"

by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020

The Midnight Growler

The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.

The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway

Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again

by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018

Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing

Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021