Maya Florence is a stubborn crazy cat lady. She is always in a bad mood and can't express any positives emotions. Accordingly, she will strongly disagree with anyone. She's about 4 apples high and has the mind of the most evil vilan. She is also addicted to sexual pic online. Her hands are too small for her big phone.
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by URB DIC11 F December 9, 2021
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Maya is so amazing. Taurus-Maya's are the besssst! Having fun, when not being lazy. Maya is a crackhead. She's CRAZY asf. Horny too. I'd love myself a Maya...
Me: Omg, that's Maya!
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
by Taurusxbitches February 13, 2022
Get the Maya mug.A junkie with voluptuous hair. Doesn’t like using a condom and is a very trustworthy friend. She has long legs and big heart, but even bigger dick energy. Will read ur mind… beware
by Dontuseurrealnamebitches February 17, 2022
Get the Maya mug.Honestly the devil. She is always so annoying and rude! She’s selfish and hogs everything. She looks like a monkey and smells like one too :) she’s got a big 6 head but nothing in it, sadly. Her face is all wonky and she’s built like a door. Her hair is really dry and frizzy and always messed up! She has failed every class this semester and never helps in a group project (or in general even) her art looks like a trash bag full of rotten tomatoes and smushed bananas with a little pinch of sriracha sauce. And although after all the things I have said she is still my best friend (surprisingly) and also TBH she’s not all that bad.
Person: ugh I hate Maya even if she’s still my best friend
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
by Ariyellow February 20, 2022
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