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shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.
shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!
by britt69chels August 23, 2011
mugGet the shit on my dick and call me masonmug.

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.
by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021
mugGet the Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scanmug.

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow
by anonymous February 28, 2022
mugGet the mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrowmug.

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
by ghxlthd October 16, 2020
mugGet the elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landonmug.

Mason

Masons are the sweetest loving people ever if you ever need someone to help you just find a mason masons are one of the best friends ever I hope one day you can find a mason.
Wow I wish Mason was my friend!

Mason: of course I’ll be your friend!!! 💞💞
by The awesome girl February 10, 2021
mugGet the Masonmug.

Mason

A giant veiny cock who will jizz for a half a turkey sandwich
Person 1: Hey is that Mason?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Whered he get that turkey sandwich from?
Person 2: Me, I got him to blow his load for it
Person 1: Damn that's funny
by Hukeywucky April 30, 2022
mugGet the Masonmug.

Mason

Wow he’s strong

Yeah it’s mason
by Evan pinder November 23, 2021
mugGet the Masonmug.

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