the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.

Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid

by T-whang September 29, 2017

Make like the maid

Means to clean up a worksite, website, home, office, etc all by yourself

"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye

by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018

SUGAR Stage Maid

A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.

"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"

"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"

by SassyMlf17 October 14, 2019

meg the maid

she's s sexy maid. that's it

Girl 1: meg the maid is so cool!!
Girl 2: I know right!

by ava valentine March 10, 2021

Hasn't Any Maidens

A formal version of "no bitches."

Trains hasn't any maidens.

by Czex June 5, 2022

Molly the Maid

A girl who is a custodian

look at yanitza cleaning left over cum off the sheets Molly the maid ass bitch

by Snowflake83 November 1, 2022

Fishy cowboy maid

A fishy cowboy maid is a man woman etc who was born as a southener. The person would work or own a fish shooand talk about wearing a maid outfit often.

Random person 1: Hey you work in a fish shop dont you Raylad
Raylad: *comes out in a maid out fit with cowboy boots and speaks in a southern accent*: yeah why?
Random person 1: Because your a fishy cowboy maid!

by Hiba fucking jiba April 19, 2023