Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

manbone

an old woman who has the power to turn into a man.

who do you think you are, some sorta manbone

by ronny irani January 22, 2004

manbong

1. a man who has been taken apart and resutured to resemble or be used as a bong.

2. a man who has consumed copious amounts of cannabis product.

1. "hey man, check my new piece, i call it the manbong!"
"holy shit, let's smoke a bowl!"

2. "oh, wow, i'm so high..."
"dude, you smoked so much, you're like a mufuckin' manbong."

by Jake John January 20, 2008

Manonaise

Man sperm.

*Squirts teh manonaise on teh biznatch*

by ANTI POP 101 April 23, 2004

mayonnaise sandwich

When one jizz' on a pillow and flips it to squish the jizz covered pillow on a bed like a mayonnaise sandwich.

Chris pissed me off so I fucked my girlfriend in his bed and laid a nice mayonnaise sandwich right on it.

by mayonnaise sandwich October 11, 2014

manionater

a super hott guy, who gets shrivled red balls

Sue:were you with mark yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, he pulled a manionater

by twighlight February 5, 2008

mayonnaise knife

A male member or penis.

I put my mayonnaise knife in her sandwich.

by Craigery James March 2, 2009