movember milf

A hot, older cougar, which partakes in Movember and has stopped shaving her mustache for this.
Look at that hot Movember MILF, I could caress her mustache all day.

"She's such a Movember MILF, I love that it tickles when I kiss her!"
by Milfyway November 15, 2013
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milf lover

Veve ☀️ 🐺
Veve: omg that mom is so hot

Course youd think that, youre a milf lover
by Digjgsj August 07, 2022
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Milf waxer

A professional at going down on women and rubbing his bald head in there no no square , for both removing hair and keeping a super shine on his bald head.
How do you keep your head so shiney and smooth? I use that milf waxer.
by Arodnation636 February 18, 2021
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Milf cupcake

A badass chick. One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Incredible green eyes, and legs that don’t stop. She has a great sense of humor, is always willing to laugh with y
You should get yourself a milf cupcake, you’ll have the time of your life
by Fireside-94 September 28, 2022
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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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Fur milf

A fur milf is a fur mom you would like to fuck, similar to a milf but different in that she has no kids and is compensating by having a fur baby.
Damn that girl at the dog park is such a fur milf, id like to give her the bone and have her roll me over.
by Furmilflover June 05, 2020
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maria milf

Maria milf is an expression of a sexy person. The expression is from sweden.
Boy: Maria milf
Other boy: WHO!!!
Ooooh What a sexy one!
by Milfer69lover December 11, 2016
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