mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

The Mile

An "activity" used by gym teachers to make the phyiscally weak suffer from severe shortage of breath and often collapse.

Last time we did the mile in gym I almost died because I was so short of breath and they kept forcing me to run.

by Mike the Ekim September 26, 2005

eight mile

the street, made famous by the movie, that seperates Detroit from the suburbs, stereotypical boundary between rich and broke

That kid tries to represent Detroit but he's from across Eight Mile

by ThatBoyRob February 16, 2006

mildseven

1 japanese brand of cigarettes
2 an individual of somewhat strange talents and intelect, often confused.
3 misunderstood sensei like figure, usually calm under most stresses but always has something guiding to say, cryptic or straightforward, depending on the situation

1. marlboro? isnt your usual brand mildseven?

2/3. was feeling really down but i called mildseven and he showed me what was real in my life.

by mildseven September 13, 2005

Malestration

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

whore mile

an aggravatingly far distance to have to walk.

I went to Lowe's yesterday and it was really packed. We had to park a whore mile away.

by Spot Johnny August 3, 2005

Mikes Hard Effect

Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.

Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)

Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.

by UNCFrady October 23, 2008