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Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
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miles and jenna

Two people who are destined to be. Through all the good, the bad, and the ugly, they will rock the world & be forever happy.
Miles and Jenna are perfect for each other.
by Jbeann November 28, 2021
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Miles at the Bonfire

When someone is doubting your ability to succeed on any given task. I.e. when you're trying to start a fire at a bonfire and your friend insists that you'll never get it started or going.
Friend: "Dude we should just give up, we're never going to be able to find the huzz"
You: "C'mon man, you're being a real miles at the bonfire right now."
by ThanosWeavester October 8, 2025
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mile high guy

Similar to the mile high club. The mile high guy is a guy who masturbates on a plane
During his flight to Ohio, John became a mile high guy in the plane lavatory.
by Folsomdude March 19, 2021
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20 mile MTB trail

A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.
Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great
by anais_ninja March 11, 2014
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when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
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Miles

A dude with a really large ass
Miles' ass is sooooooooooooo fat, like oh my god its huge.
by racingflxmes October 22, 2020
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