Mike Cerrato 

Sex god.

"OMG, isn't Mike Cerrato so hawwttt?"

"Oh yeah, he's a sex god."

Mike Cerrato by velvetkenzie October 12, 2011

mike johnson 

code name for marijuana of very high quality... only the finest weed need apply... a good way to ask about pot over the phone

dude have you talked to mike johnson... where is mike johnson at today... man I found that mike johnson

mike johnson by biteyme February 15, 2008

throws Mike at it 

The ultimate solution to fixing badly done anime dubs.

1. Find Mike McFarland
2. Kidnap him and take him to your place of residence.
3. Pick him up
4. Throw him at your TV while a badly dubbed anime is on the screen
5. Repeat while yelling "FIX IT!"




Note: This was brought about during a conversation about how much we respect Mike McFarland and the amazing job he is doing on Fullmetal Alchemist. I'd like to add in here a defintion for God reading "God: Mike McFarland" but have person convictions against that.

Person 1: ;_;
Person 3: What's wrong?
Person 1: The Tokyo Mew Mew dub sucks.
Person 2: Too bad Mike isn't working on it.
Person 1: ::picks Mike up and throws him at it:: Fix it!

throws Mike at it by wiremess March 12, 2005

Mike 

Mike is a great guy. I know many Mike's and most of them are very nice. I am going to marry one.

Also. The MOST common English Male Name.

I love you, Mike.

Hey Mike! How's it going?

Mike by nightra February 26, 2009

mike adamle 

the worst announcer ever in wwe
he always makes mistakes
he's like a permanent running joke
not very smart
should be unemployed
somehow ecw announcer
shouldn't have fame
lives in parents basement
mom packs his lunch

enjoys having: the john cena, the five knuckle shuffle, and dirty sanchez

mike adamle: he just spanked him like a schoolboy
alex: dude, no

mike adamle by Shit-face June 29, 2008

mike jones 

swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.

hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones

mike jones by ian the d May 16, 2004

Mike Patten

Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.

For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca

Mike Patten by Michael Patten September 30, 2005