Logan

Simultaneously a noob and seasoned veteran at life

Oh shit, is that Logan? Oh God, oh fuck no, tell my family I love them!
(Gets torn in half)

by DashiellShatter April 24, 2023

logan

big penis.

"who do you think has the biggest penis in our friend group"
"logan."

by kittycat.meow May 1, 2023

Logan

Mexican. I don’t need to say anything else.

This Mexican Logan is a border hopping beaner!

by Emmitisaretard May 6, 2023

Logan

The shortest person on the planet

Logan is short lol

by Playboi carti fan July 23, 2023

Logan

An emotionless old man who makes jokes about the fact he grew up in an emotionally absent home. He thinks he's funny but in reality tells dad jokes. His girlfrend is fake fr. He crys to Olivia Rodreigo but then denys that he doesn't know who she is. Also quotes old movies from the 1300's and thinks people understand what he's saying. Watches the Simpsons too much and walks like a dollar store ken doll

"Oh my god look how he's walking! He's a Logan"

by memyselfandI2060 May 31, 2023

Logan

Logan is the person who is hides. Not because he’s scared, because he doesn’t want to be hurt. He thinks if he lets his emotions out no one will care. He thinks that He has to hide, But he doesn’t. Because some people do care. The good ones care. If they don’t care you don’t need them. Deep down Logan is fun, kind, and protective. But most of all he’s the most amazing boyfriend

You know Logan, lucky.
Logan’s awesome you must be so happy.

by White heart June 2, 2023

Logan

A handsome blonde haired and blue-eyed boy that wears round glasses and is very tall. He thinks he is very cool even though he isn't... he plays video games on his Xbox ALL THE TIME and he may be a twig, but he is strong, he is loving, caring, though very interesting and weird. He gives the best of hugs and will make you feel special at any moment, he is very cuddly and will remind you of either a cat or a very needy dog. He is a Logan.

I love you, Logan <3

by Yourlovely1119 June 4, 2023