Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.
Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.
by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022
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Lay belt to ass

Used in conjunction with an action, often merking someone using a firearm on GTA:World.
Redacted says: If you show face here I will lay belt to ass.
by paz April 4, 2025
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Lai

Lai is a young girl that so so so beautiful inside and out, cool like she's "rocky-yow-rock" and the other kind are soft-hearted and nice, smart the way she has, HOT, creative and the funniest ever! She has literally a weird and can't explain humor and she's a different person. Mostly are depressed like suffering from pain but, "Oh I'm pretty so nevermind hmm!" And just playin on the radio with loud volume while dancin. She loves to walk like going there here there here there.
"Yay Lai."
by justs0meon3lovesU November 26, 2021
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Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.
I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.
by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022
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Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender
" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"
by sexyboisex September 25, 2019
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Lay down

A sale that requires no effort from the sales person
We call him LDB, or lay down Bryan because of his luck at the door with customers ready to buy
by Jray313 November 22, 2023
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down laying

Down laying- a Bitch with a attitude who thinks she's a queen laying down
by Your daughters nigger May 24, 2016
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