Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).
I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.
by mhmhmh March 28, 2009
Get the Net-lay mug.

Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet
Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long
by Pipelayerbutpoop April 10, 2024
Get the Lay pipe mug.

lay in lad

a person that likes to lay in, in the mornings.
"why is he late its like 11am"
"you know him, he's a lay in lad"
by big boy676 May 31, 2019
Get the lay in lad mug.

lai ye

Lai ye is the epitome of being a skinny white Chinese boy who scurries for the chance to be raw dogged by sweaty men. He occasionally enjoys getting fingered in the prostate for a nice relaxing evening so as to loosen it up for a pounding by sweaty oiled up men. He stays up all night fantasizing about the meat of sweaty men while he ideates new techniques to make these oiled up men squeal while they unload their white protein shakes into his skinny petite body.
Lai ye is a person who enjoys getting anal by sweaty men.
by Glizzydestroyer September 16, 2023
Get the lai ye mug.

laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.
My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!
by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009
Get the laying on the cat mug.

lip lay

When you go to kiss someone but you just put your lips on them and don't move your lips
Ashley just lip layed Hailee's forehead and it was really awkward
by yoooogooooooo November 29, 2015
Get the lip lay mug.

Lays

Lays is a Potato Chip Company, however don’t buy from them as they under fill their bags, sure the bag needs air and other stuff to stay fresh but they put more than 50% Air in their god damn bags.
by Oklomsy March 20, 2019
Get the Lays mug.