kite

The japanese verb to cum. Pronounced (Key-Tay)

-I kited in her eye
-If you kite in there you might have a kid in 9 months
-The sensei's cute face made me kite in my jeans
-When girls see me their nekos kite in their panties.

by ThebigO-man April 4, 2009

9/11 Knife

Nickname for a boxcutter blade, as used by the 9/11 hijackers to subdue aeroplane passengers and crew before piloting said plane into the World Trade Center. Alegedly

Pass me the 9/11 Knife, I'm making a stencil.

by Aple October 11, 2009

kitehead

A complete nob

Alex Ferguson is a kitehead

by Arsene Wenger March 5, 2003

jack-knife

Having deposited your turd in the toilet, you look back to discover that its poking out of the water, too long and solid to go round the u-bend.

I had to go and fetch a stick so I could break up the jack-knife and flush the little devil.

by n_m April 1, 2004

flying a kite

Nylon toy believed to have been made over 3000 years ago. optimal pastime on a warm windy day

i was flying a kite around my beautiful malibu estate

by brad "b-rad" gluckman September 1, 2007

Knife

When you take a shit and it feels like someone is stabbing your asshole.

Jessica: " did you just take a shit in my bathroom?'

Jerrod: " yea bitch, and it was a damn knife, im gonna be hurtin' fo days!"

by 3 lil babies February 28, 2011

sharp like a knife ching!

adj.

seriously: follows saying something smart

facetiously: figuring something out too late that was really obvious

seriously:
A: how will we get there!
B: build a rocket! i'm sharp like a knife... ching!

facetiously:
A: i invented the internet!
B: what are you, al gore?
A: what? ohhh! hahaah, i'm sharp like a knife, ching!

by jil May 29, 2004