King Chub

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Doot king

The doot king is the king of doots (aka doot) The doot king controls all doots and even is a doot him self.

“I am the one and only doot king”
“No one can stop the doot king”
“Your such a doot king”

by Doot king January 18, 2019

Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

by urbankat11 February 1, 2018

handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013

King of pop

Michael Jackson is the king of pop. He has over 4,8 billion fans and he is know worldwide

Do you know who Michael Jackson is? He is the king of pop

by michaeljacksonswife February 24, 2022

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012

King of Code

Someone who is not very good at programming, but who thinks they are excellent at it and is not afraid to tell people.

"Hail the King" - Salutation for such a person

by NanakiXII March 8, 2004