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A tool with a huge ego, wears Abercrombie polos all the time, and suffers from a Napoleon complex.

Does not respect women, has his mother buy everything for him, believes he is entitled to everything, no sense of independence, appears to be put together but is really dysfunctional, loves to argue, thinks he can tell people how to behave when 97% of the population has a problem with his behavior.

Often mistaken for a gay guy, spends hours upon hours gaming on his computer.

Preys on college freshman, as older more experienced girls will not give him the time of day. When dating a girl is extremely needy, will take up all of your time.

Will cheat on his girlfriend by talking to other women via text. And will dump her after securing a date via online dating services.

Is very insecure but projects an arrogant and confident character.
Gosh that guy Kevin was so annoying last night.

Who does that Kevin guy think he is.

Is Kevin gay?

Why is that sweet girl dating a guy like Kevin?

I wish that kid Kevin in our class would just stop talking so much.

That guy Kevin is SUCH a tool, a casanova.
Kevin by yellowbinderman August 22, 2012
a name of a attractive, pervert who masturbates a lot.
Kevin by Dark arts September 23, 2014
the greatest fucking kid u will ever see. he has a giant dick and is the coolest man alive. you want to be kevin. way cooler than any chuck.
girl1 - "kevin licked my pussy all night long"
girl2 - "he did the samething to me!!"
kevin by magicxman5622 February 16, 2010
A blow-job by someone with extraordinarily luscious lips.
Phil gave frank one hell of a kevin last night.
Kevin by Benishammer November 22, 2010
a cheating lying whore. says corny things to try to make you fall for him. a short 4'11 kid with a small penis.. overly obsessed with rims and cars. always wants to shine (ICY) screws over girls. things he does for fun: smokes the ganja, cleans his car, and likes to bum it.
DAMN kevin is a hoe, he can't get enough of that loose slutty coochie.
Kevin by kballs18yo August 16, 2010
A barnicle; a dumb kid resembling a penis.
That Kevin is such a barnicle... He won't even let his girlfriend have his laptop!!!
Kevin by KatieC123 October 14, 2012