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chestnut jordans

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.
"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"
by Smellllllly December 14, 2008
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Jordan Miller

1. A defensive tackle on the Chicago Bears

2. A DJ at UCF
Jordan Miller is a free agent now!? WTF!

Have you ever seen Jordan Miller live? It’s insane!!
by indiegirl420 December 19, 2018
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The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009
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Jordan Capri

A porno star, The queen of cute, Jordan Capri was the Lightspeed girl who started it all. Known mostly for her sweet, innocent girl next door looks and girl on girl videos. Jordan, (real name Lori), captured the hearts and erections of thousands of hormone crazed men and women alike. At one time, she was the 2nd most googled name, right behind Sarah Michelle Gellar. Look for her on YouTube as "The real Lori Lolo."
Jordan Capri had the CUTEST LITTLE ASS!
by Phillip Harass December 14, 2018
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JORDAN DOWNS

A housing project in Watts Los Angeles,CA. The Jordan Downs were shown in the Menace II Society. It's also the home to the Grape Street Watts Crips.
Tyree: Ay bitch you wanna chill in my hood tonight?
Hoodrat: Where you stay at?
Tyree: Jordan Downs
Hoodrat: Hell Naw!! Dem niggas crazy
by Lil Vicc June 29, 2008
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emma jordan

Probably the most swaggest person I know she likes to wall twerk so yeah....it gets weird at times but a girl got to eat
by #yourmomhasnicebedsheets September 10, 2013
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Jordan's Heart

Having a Jordans Heart implies that you can not feel anything for any one ever
I feel bad for her, she really likes him but he has a Jordan's Heart.
by TOMAHAWKNINJA March 28, 2011
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