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Jock-Strap

When a male inserts his penis into another male while strapped to his chest using the strapped up males erect penis to have intercourse with another male.
Me and my buddy went Jock-Strapping last night, Its was Amazing!
by Jamsack January 16, 2021
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Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013
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Sock Jocks

When one wears socks in his underwear to enhance the size of his package
When one uses socks to enhance the size of their package whilst wearing underwear . It looks like he is wearing sock jocks
by Titanic88 May 24, 2017
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jock 2.0s

little white kids who think they are gansters because they listen to mumble rap wear fake shoes and act stupid.
they also make drama and think they are better then everybody.

for safety precautions stay away from this role of people.
look at those jock 2.0s over there that's just cringy
by diddlez7 June 3, 2017
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Jock Dolly

A new twist on the classic jock who has a bit of metro-sexual in him although they have the classic love of sport and are idolized in their schools they no longer are associated with being dumb or unhygienic. The term can also be used for top athletes.
Did you cristiano ronaldo he turned out to be such a Jock Dolly

David Beckham is the biggest Jock Dolly athletic and stylish
by lolXDsleep October 6, 2012
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Jocke

An unfunny band kid, thinks that it’s funny to Naruto run UN-ironically. Also carries around a teenage mutant ninja turtle lunchbox after elementary schools. Still thinks big Chungus and Ugandan knuckles are funny. Annoying kid to be around and isn't cool at. All.
Person 1: so as I was Saying, I think avocado’s are overrate-

Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.

Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*
by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! April 22, 2020
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Jock Incel

A person who uses going to the gym as an excuse to belittle women. Usually because they have been hurt by a girl, and they don’t know how to process it with their toxic mentality and weak masculinity.
Remember whilst bitches are breaking hearts, you’re making yourself better’ - A Jock Incel
by StopBlamingWomenBrad February 4, 2021
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