Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

by Lt. Howe July 26, 2015

The Joker

You give a girl The Joker when you have sex with her while she is on her period, you take your bloody dick, and draw smile lines on her face.

"Pat, how was having sex with Hannah while she was on her period"
"It was great, I finished off the night by giving her The Joker."
"That time of the month I guess"

by Project Nuke the Moon October 2, 2016

big joker, little joker, deuce

Add it. The fact you can't play prison spades means you're a punk.

Love
Kristin

Yo, yo, yo... Throw those bloody deuces out... We're playing big joker, little joker, deuce

by Redbirch September 19, 2017

Cracker jacker

A black person with a preference for white romantic and sexual partners.

Person 1:
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”

Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”

by Cocoa Baton March 26, 2018

pie eating boner jockey

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off

"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."

by Dime pussy October 2, 2013

Joker's smile

The smeared red lips resulting when one person performs cunnilingus on a woman during her time of the month. Resembles "the Joker" from Batman.

I was so drunk I didn't realize I ate her bloody snatch until the next day when I noticed I had a joker's smile in the mirror.

by tim's taint December 21, 2004

swab jockey

A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.

Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006