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Jewish baptism

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him
So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.
by NJG420 May 4, 2024
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Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"
by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024
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Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
by denchr6 May 24, 2024
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Jebis

"Jebis is a fat cunt that steals any food that he lays eyes on"
by Uncle Rektum June 5, 2024
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jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"
bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.
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Jewish family

Hym "See? Yeah. Incest cult co-opted by the gentiles with the additional promise of eternal paradise to get the 'have-nots' to accept having their lives harvested by the 'haves'. Jewish family? That's an incest cult. Traditionally the jewish would just enlsave you so they wouldn't need the promise."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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jenishka

Fine ass 5'0 Puerto Rican with a fat ass and good sense of humor she also has a soft voice that makes a nigga act up
Jenishka sexy as fuck
by Agastopia April 6, 2024
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