El-Jayed

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.

Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro

by sleeper09 July 26, 2012

Cali Jay

1. A joint that is rolled in California and is significantly larger than an average sized joint. A properly rolled Cali Jay will make many non-Californians too high to function.

Benny: "Dude, that Cali Jay got us so stoned last night!"

Keith: "Seriously man. I'm pretty sure that your cousin from Michigan is still high this morning."

Benny: "I'm pretty sure you are right. I saw him trying to eat a frozen pizza like five minutes ago."

by thesalvman October 26, 2011

jai denise

Jai Denise is a music producer and artist. She is very sexy and she wears many hats. With her many talents and beautiful smile that lights up the room, you can’t help but fall in love.

I love listening to Jai Denise music.

by Redhairbaddie November 23, 2021

The Jay Pass

Made popular by Jay and Josh from D.A.P (Dads Against Predators) "The Jay Pass" is when one passes the blunt/joint by tossing it to the next in rotation, and them perfectly catching it with little to no effort then proceeds to hit it.

"Youngins be professional smokers, but can't do "The Jay Pass" and shit bruh..." smfh

by 🌴Koopa High🌴 January 9, 2023

Jay Prakash

Light, A victorious person who gives light to everyone, Ray of victory.

Hey see Jay Prakash is so kind and calm

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jay Snacks

Your typical mouth shot or facial of cum.

Susan: I'm ready for that throbbing cock to explode your 'Jay Snacks' all over my face.

by PuTz315 July 20, 2021

buff jay

buff jay is our idol and is very muscular. he has lots of fans and we need to worship him. petition to make jay the next anthony joshua #buffjaywillrise! 💪🥶

“Omg is that random1234577 aka buff jay?!”
“YEP! he needs to teach us his gym routine!”

by 1uverin June 14, 2021