jade and jaden

just two people with commitment issues trying to commit to each other

Jade and Jaden trying to solve their problem every other day.

Jade: what are we?
Jaden: what do you think we are?
Jade: a mess.

by jade lol February 27, 2022

JADE

"Accidently" hits people with a cane
New Yorker
likes cats

JADE yeah that guy

by Josietrain April 29, 2022

Jade Lee Dunnigan

hot bae who likes big juicy balls

omg have you heard of Jade Lee Dunnigan, her new movie is so hot

by bubs😩😩 November 2, 2021

Riley Jade Michael

The prettiest girl ever, who will always be there for you

Riley Jade Michael is so sweet!!

by anonymous May 27, 2023

Jade Huchkins

The most amazing human being to ever exist, she also got 650k followers on tiktok in only a week, freaking legend she owns my whole heart and she also gets alot of hate for literally no reason

a jealous salty bitch : Jade Huchkins is a clout chaser🤢
anyone with common sense : what are u talking about shes amazing
jealous salty bitch : Ew no she wears sweatpants

by jhuchkinsfp February 9, 2020

Jade B

This woman!!! Holy shit boyz she's FIIIINEE!!!! But she'll love you like no other AND warning she's a bit of a hoe, likes the cold ducks, and LOVES MONEY!!!!

Guy 1: "Duuude! I slept with Jade B last night after we smoked... BEST NIGHT EVER!!!"
Guy 2: "Bro no way! Fuckin' lucky!!!"

by IdkBoyyyyyyy6969 September 15, 2023

Jade

Jade is a cool gal that is very nerdy and good at violin, and she is bad at lots of subjects but luckily she can make up for it with her attitude and behaviour, one of the best things about her is that she's super short and everyone knows this but she's rather feisty and cool still. Plus she's super duper freaky if you ask the right questions.

"Who's Jade?"
"She's that short girl in that one year level"

by otellomelody November 8, 2021