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Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.
The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.
by SumSquid December 4, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
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Related Words
Jaank Jaanki Jaan Jaanke janked Janakitti Jankis janke jankie jankity jankey

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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on a jank

Why you leave ?
Idk
You be on a jank .
by Mariiii May 7, 2018
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Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
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jeslie and janka

Jeslie and janka never met in real life they FaceTime a lot and talk a lot they’re the best trio on the world their favorite thing to do is singing while face timing i the understand each other really good
Judie:”hey have you met jeslie and janka?”
Camilla:”No i haven’t”
Judie:”they’re so iconic!”
by idkhiiiiiii June 13, 2021
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Tower of Jank Gameplay

It is the best Tower on roblox, it is very hard and definitely fun.
Guy 1: Yo tower of jank gameplay is so fun
Guy 2: Just wait until the 8th floor
by Sovietunionfurry December 31, 2024
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