Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.

“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”

by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024

Tijuana Curtain

A used female condom.

She left a Tijuana Curtain on the floor.

by blusmks August 02, 2011

Curtain Drop

Counter to the mushroom stamp.

John mushroom stamped Susan, so she curtain dropped his ass.

by 112airframes August 25, 2009

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by August 01, 2023

Curtain Pudding

Female version of smegma .

Everything was fine until I went downtown and got a face full of curtain pudding!

by Ibuddy66 June 09, 2018

spagurkin curtain

a curtain or blanket used to give privacy while in close quarters with other people. In most cases Military barracks, navy boats or any other situation where you dont get much alone time.

Billy has been behind his spagurkin curtain for hours

by wesully1 October 11, 2011

Curtain Twitching

When tweakers are looking out the window

Darcy was so tweaked out of her mind she couldn't stop curtain twitching

by Lydia916 April 05, 2024