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to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend
and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life
dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was
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The dialogue is completely awful. The characters are unrealistic and boring, and some parts of the story I find quite inappropriate (the kiss in the museum, the fact that Hazel's mother let Augustus and her venture to a strange author's house by themselves, the fact that Van Houton led a terminally ill girl and a terminally ill boy all the way to Amsterdam, etc).
The ending was unoriginal, abrupt and somewhat unsatisfying to me. It was not an engaging book for me, and was a total and utter disappointment. The hype is undeserved.
(I do not have ANYTHING against people fighting or who have fought cancer, though, please let me make that clear. I have had people in my own family of whom had fought cancer. Believe me, I understand the matter of it. I just personally found the book disappointing.)
The dialogue is completely awful. The characters are unrealistic and boring, and some parts of the story I find quite inappropriate (the kiss in the museum, the fact that Hazel's mother let Augustus and her venture to a strange author's house by themselves, the fact that Van Houton led a terminally ill girl and a terminally ill boy all the way to Amsterdam, etc).
The ending was unoriginal, abrupt and somewhat unsatisfying to me. It was not an engaging book for me, and was a total and utter disappointment. The hype is undeserved.
(I do not have ANYTHING against people fighting or who have fought cancer, though, please let me make that clear. I have had people in my own family of whom had fought cancer. Believe me, I understand the matter of it. I just personally found the book disappointing.)
Person 1: "Hey, did you read The Fault In Our Stars!????"
Person 2: "Yes, I did."
Person 1: "ITS FUCKING AMAZING, RIGHT!??"
Person 2: "Read Lord Of The Rings and talk to me again later."
Person 2: "Yes, I did."
Person 1: "ITS FUCKING AMAZING, RIGHT!??"
Person 2: "Read Lord Of The Rings and talk to me again later."
by bookhorder July 19, 2014
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Get the tension on the in mug.An overappreciated book written by John Green. It tells the hard-to-believe story of a sixteen-year-girl battling stage four thyroid cancer, obsessed with a book about a girl in a similar situation. Then she meets a guy called Augustus, whose storyline is as easily predictable as the fact that they hook up. The ultimate goal of the book is to make teenage girls cry, then buy the book and the movie and cry some more, all the while when John Green is sitting in his house, getting richer and richer. This book has yet to make a lasting impression on someone who is not an emotional teenager.
Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, did you finish reading The Fault In Our Stars?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So, how was it?
Person 2: Meh.
Example 2: After Lila finished reading The Fault In Our Stars, she announced on social media she did not like it. The following day, her house was burnt down by fanatic, mass-culture obsessed teenagers.
Person 1: Hey, did you finish reading The Fault In Our Stars?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So, how was it?
Person 2: Meh.
Example 2: After Lila finished reading The Fault In Our Stars, she announced on social media she did not like it. The following day, her house was burnt down by fanatic, mass-culture obsessed teenagers.
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