The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants October 11, 2015
"Ohhhh is that Elijah Wood? No girl it's just some random dude in a Fred Perry and/or Flanagan's barber ad."
"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."
"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."
"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."
"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."
by cake wax December 31, 2013
To get an erection
by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013
I watched a cracking porno last night, this bird took a 12" up the bomb bay without wetting the wood knot first....nasty!
I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!
I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!
by silvermancow January 17, 2011
by zach June 09, 2004
Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.
A golf player who often gets wood.
A golf player who often gets wood.
"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 06, 2010