Human

A sad pathetic race that views themselves as superiors to others and cannot coexist in peace because of their selfish, ignorant, deceitful, and judgmental way of living.

Humans are the worst beings ever spawned by evolution.

by Aliens_The Superior Race October 2, 2009

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1) When a person jumps into the water from a high height to produce a large splash.

2) An Atari game long out of commission.

3) When someone wears too little clothing into a public shopping area, while also being obscenely obese.

Dude! See that chick? What a Human Cannonball!

Eew, do you see the human cannonball on aisle 3?

by Oakstaff January 10, 2012

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human

a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.

me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.

by Aira October 4, 2003

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human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.

Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.

by Paul February 13, 2005

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Hamdan

A beast, one who is a fatty but will make u say daddy ;) a natural at basketball and football, is large under the belt and just a pure beast extremely funny and cool as well as a goon

He only wished to be at level Hamdan on the beast scale

by Hamdanisgood October 18, 2011

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