Horny Toad

A dude that will screw anyone or anything... aka creep, looser or freak

Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?

New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!

Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?

by MyHappyLilBanana December 23, 2018

horny

Feeling Sexual: Jizz in your pants

This poem may make your horny,
Even though its a little horny.

In my dreams you suck me
I don’t care, cause its free.
Then I think your going to choke,
When you start to go deep throat.
Stick my dick in your ass,
Get your dildo made of glass.
Ride me up, Ride me down,
Till your sweatin' on the ground
Fuck you hard, fuck you fast,
Until I cum in your ass.
Go slow!
I’m going to blow!
Cum at last,
In your ass
Wake up at 6 o’clock,
And cant find my little cock.
Where is my little dickie?
Aww damn, my pants are sticky.

by Jizz master XL January 21, 2009

horny

When you want to fuck so badly that you feel you will explode.

You Make Me So Horny!

by maself February 10, 2007

horny

A Widely excepted medical condition found in 95% of the worlds males between 14 and 40.

When a teenager jacks off in excess of 4 times and explores more than 250 porn sites in one day.
"look at those horny teenagers"

by Austin Kennedy July 19, 2006

horny

When someone wants to bang another person with a passion. Wanting sex extremely bad you'll do anything!!!! Needing ass......

Everytime I'm with him I'm so horny. I'd fuck his brains out but I don't want him to think I'm a slut. If only he wasn't my ex-boyfriend friend I'd do it!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jessie May 13, 2005

horny

you're here to get horny, not to know what it means, so i'll get straight into it:

rebecca was in class when she started feeling really horny. she squeezed her thighs together continuously to reach her clit without anyone noticing. her nipples were hard after 3 minutes and she was trying hard not to moan in the middle of the lecture. the boy next to her, nick, saw what she was doing and immediately got hard. he tapped her on the shoulder and signaled to go to the bathroom at the bell. a long 10 minutes later and rebecca was so wet, you could see the wet stain in her dress.

as soon as the door shut, nick started rubbing her pussy hard and fast with his whole palm. he went faster and faster as rebecca moaned and screamed "OH YES NICK! HARDER! FASTER! OHHHH! OHHH! OH OH OH OH! NICK! UUHHHHHHH!!!"
nick proceeded to move his hand harder and faster with long strokes as rebecca screamed and moaned.
they took each others clothes off and rebecca's huge tits busted out of her bra. nick took one in his mouth and sucked hard. rebecca didnt know what to do with herself because she was moaning so hard.he grabbed her ass and her head threw back as she moaned.
rebecca got on her knees and slowly undid nick's belt. taking down his underwear, his tiny 3 inch cock was exposed.

by -em- September 13, 2018

hornydog

Meens to be hot, turned on, a leg wagging good time.

I was at the bar one night walking around acting like an ignorant hornydog, looking to get laid.

by Jeanne Piggler May 27, 2006